I'm Not Having a Bad Day...

... but these guys are



They all woke up this morning to find their mugshots on the front page of the AJC. They (and others) got caught in a sting operation pulled off by Peachtree City Police (surprise, surprise; the rednecks can be tricky). Speaking of tricky, these guys got busted trying to have sex with a 14-year old girl. Turns out the "girl" was a 30 year old cop who met these guys online.

Not only did the AJC post their pictures, but godamn personal biographies as well. One guy had five kids. Another had a 14-year old daughter. Several of these sickos worked in elementary schools. Lord, someone please explain why anyone would want to have sex with a 14-year old!!


Also having a bad day: Lt. Gov. Landrieu. He lost to his chocolate counterpart in a bid for New Orleans mayor. The only thing that surprised me is that the race was as close as it was. Now let's see how long it will take all of Nagen's campaign shit down here in Atlanta.



On a much more serious note, these two guys are also having a really bad day



I couldn't believe this shit when I saw it. They say the break is so bad, they may have to put Barbero down. If I were Prado, I'd ask to have ME put down. Damn, some of the pictures are really heartbreaking. Check them out at ajc.com.

The Hits Just Keep on Coming

So, I drop David off late to the airport this morning and get a flat tire on the way to work. Stuck on the Interstate at rush hour trying to change a flat and how many Southern gentlement stop to help... nada, niente, niche. Not one sorry son of a bitch.

I just came home and found the living room infested with ants. I have no idea where they are coming from and I'm allergic to ants. Why couldn't it have been bees?? Or even snakes? I'm not allergic to them.

Oh, and speaking of critters, AmberGrace puked all over the only two rugs in the house. Good, green puke, too. 1,400 square feet of hardwood floor and she has to hit the only 2 feet of fucking throw rug I own.

Oh, and there's something wrong with my phone. It won't turn on and I have no idea what has happened to it. I can charge it, that's it. So, until I can get to a Cingular store, I will have no phone. David apparently took both of his with him.

I'm going down to run (that is unless the power drops in which case I will drive out and by some nicotine patches).

And lastly, if the Pigs across the street don't shut that fucking dog up, they will become the victims of my wrath. I almost feel sorry for them.

When am I leaving again?

No wonder my fucking hair is falling out.

Yeah, I do think I'm going after the pigs.

Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day to all you Mums out there. I've received a couple of calls since I have cats. I guess that means I'm "qualified".

This is a sad reminder to many Mums out there...



This lady lost her son in a war. She is more an absentee-mum. Or, I guess it should be a Mum of an "absentee-son". There is absolutely no reason why any lady should be called that. Simply criminal.

Here in the ATL, some woman didn't want to become a Mum. That's why she left her newborn in a plastic bag in a slum park. I'm so happy to know that if the Supreme Court overturns Row vs. Wade and State Legislature gets to rule, Georgia will be one of the first (behind Texas, Arkansas, Mississippi, lest we forget South Dakota) to outlaw abortion. Shit, just overpopulate the lower class with poor, unwanted, abused and abandoned children and I see the makings of "Les Miserables", revised. Talk about a class-schism. How 'bout a society with two classes... the upper elite and the lower, sewer dwellers who can wait on the others.

In the News

But, first, my boy yet again...



Yeah!! Talk about payback. I can't remember the last time I heard so many Americans say such wonderful things about Mexicans!!! Hell there's even talk about traveling to Mexico and staying (legally, of course). I mean, the gringos are just screaming, "Hell, Jose, stay here if you want, but we're headed south since our new buddy, Vicente Fox, has decided to legalize drugs". Cozumel, anyone? Actually, he's not legalizing drugs so don't get your panties in a twist. He's simply trying to ease up on some of the more violent aspects of the illegal drug trade. Chances are he'll balk, though. Too many rightwing nutjobs will try to tell him that all of our hard-working Americans (you know the ones who's jobs the Mexicans have stolen) will all head south-of-the-border to partake in some ganga bash.

Also in the news...

Rummie got his ass handed to him last night, right here in my yard. Never underestimate a really pissed off old, Southern woman who looks like she should be knitting sockies for her grandkids, yet comes to a press conference for Rumsfeld, carrying a flag that said, "Guilty of War Crimes". A couple of other folks chucked up other comments, and although it wasn't a big stir, it was a stir nonetheless - and it was the first story last night on NBC. See, some of us in Atlanta do have some common sense even if DipShit #1 (and Benedict Arnold) has come out in support of our Nazi-Governor's re-election (if you aren't from here, I'm referring to the Zell). We also have TweedleDumb (Johnny Isakson) and TweedleDumber (Phil Gingrey) ringing the "Rummie is so cool" bell. Puke.

Speaking of Isakson and Gingrey, I do have to give them a minute bit of praise in that they have decided to pair with John Kerry and John Tierney to pass a comprehensive bill making internet child porn a more punishable crime. This is only after they heard testimony from a 13-year old Russian girl, who at the age of five, was adopted by a sicko-pigshit-bastard and repeatedly raped and tortured from day one. Oh, and then this sicko-pigshit-bastard posted her naked pictures all over the Web. It's stories like this that really make me question my anti-capitol punishment stand.

And someone else I'd like to personally punch in the testicles? The asshole who allowed a sinkhole to form in Piedmont park where this little guy...



fell to his death after being swept away by a raging flow of raw sewage.

His owner isn't suing the City. I wouldn't bother, either. I'd be selling Mexican crack to Rush Limbaugh to earn enough money to pay for a big, hairy guy named Guido to head over to the Park Management division at City hall and eat someone a new asshole.

Also in the news... Unwanted pregnancy rises in poor women. Hello? Someone actually pissed away money to prove this?

Also, in the news... Doctor's in the UK defend a woman's right to become a mother at 63. Come on, peeps. Sixty-fucking-three? How rude is that to a child. Shit, that's old enough that there's a very good chance that both mother and son will be in nappies at the same time. What's wrong with that picture?

But back to home-grown news... Gwinnett County Police are Boasting the Arrest of one of America's Most Wanted. Yeah, you go, boys! How many men did they need to tackle this bad ass? Did anyone get shot during the arrest? How exactly did it happen? As dangerous as this may sound. Here's the story...

A man broke into an apartment complex and kicked out the tenant. Then he proceeded to eat all of the guy's food and drank all of his booze. He then passed out on the couch. Meanwhile, the tenant went to the police and brought them back to the apartment where they handcuffed Sleeping Beauty, then woke him up and carted him off to jail, where they found he was wanted in several states for murder and other crimes. Now that, my sistas, is godamn great policework. Hell, it is Gwinnett County. I surprised they handcuffed the guy before they woke him up. Talk about a hangover.