Not Enough Valium in the World

Reasons for a bad day:

1. Wake up to know it's trash day and you have already filled the herbie-curbie.

2. Asshole boss has tasked you with a 108 job and you're a 113.'

3. Asshole boss is - well, an asshole.

4. If I poison asshole boss, I'll go to jail - yeah, granted no mortgage payments, but still...

5. Cat shit on carpet (so you cat-haters our there get your jollies of envisioning road kill graphics.)

6. Mommy needs chemo. This really sucks because I have cancer too, but they can keep cutting on me. Mum needs the juice.

7. Dropped 30 bucks on drycleaning a wool blanket that another cat puked on - yeah, another visual there.

8. Spring has yet to hit Atlanta and it's MARCH!! Hello?? March in Georgia is fucking springtime!!

9. The Supreme Court is ruling on whether or not to allow the Ten Commandments in state buidlings. No brainer here- duh, no! O'Conner actually said that if people were offended by it they "should avert their eyes.". I guess I could handle that but next to the Commandments, I want two sculptures - one of Michaelango's naked badboy, David, smoking a big fat doobie with a dreadlock-totting Rastafarian. Naughty little bitch.

If anyone gets offended by that they can "avert their eyes." Thanks to Mum for the suggestions of the Rasta and doobage.

10. My dad seems to think he found God. This time in a Presbyterian church. Last month it was Bahi (I'm not even pulling out the dictionary on that one.) I could really be mean and ugly here, but out of respect, I'll refrain.

Ah, but a the silver lining... if you haven't seen this on DVD, rent it or whatever. I can't figure out how to attach the link so you have to go to the "view trailer" link. Maybe I just find this funny 'cause I try to not to be a redneck, but Trailer Trash is me.

http://bluecollarcomedytour.warnerbros.com