Georgia's Backward Ass Retards

I don't mean to offend backward ass retards, but just in one day's AJC you can find these little tidbits of awe from some of our local village idiots...

This morning, a 7-year-old boy was run down by a MARTA bus. Apparently, Junior was weaving his bike in and out of traffic when the bus hit him. Now, this wouldn't seem all that stupid except that the boy's father and uncle were on the bus and after they watched the kid get hit, they proceeded to beat the shit out of the bus driver. OK, let me get this straight, these two morons watch their son/nephew play chicken with a 4-ton MARTA bus and then proceed to beat the driver up??? Why the hell did they let the kid play in traffic in the first place? Some folks should just be neutered before they can re-populate the world with little morons.

Another brilliant move - Our illustrious governor has decided he would step in and help the Georgia Board of Regents select a new Chancellor. There were three candidates before this morning, one guy was the interim director, the other was a Chancellor from another State education system, and the third guy is an former energy company CEO with no educational experience at all. Guess who dipshit picked. I'll give you a hint: Sonny is a Republican. Yup, he selected the CEO. I guess he thinks education should be run like a business. What a heap of crap.

There is a big stink going around as to what people should call a fucking Christmas tree. Apparently, it isn't very PC to call it a Christmas tree since not everyone celebrates Christmas. A mayor in a very redneck town outside the City was not re-elected Tuesday because the tree he had put up at his City Hall was called "The Grand Tree", not a Christmas tree and the Bible-thumpers came right out of the woodwork and ran right to the polls. Dumb shit. Look, people. Jews don't have a tree, Muslims don't have a tree, and I'm pretty damn sure the Kwanza folks don't have one, either. Only the commercially-driven, usually Capitalist, Christians have a goddamn tree. It's a Christmas tree. I would think the Jews would have a problem if we told them they should rename the Menora the "Holiday Candlestick".

Speaking of trees and retards, don't ever send your roommate out alone to buy your tree. While I was in Borders yesterday, I tell Roomie, "Go over to Lowe's and see if you can find a little $30 five-footer". He comes back 20 minutes later with a fucking NINE footer. Hello, we only have 8-foot ceilings. Looks like the goddamn Grizwald family Christmas tree. It's so big, we can't see the TV from the couch and it hasn't even fully relaxed yet. Once it does, the branches are going to burst through the window. Roomie says that the tree actually costs 90 bucks, but they were mistagged so he got a great deal. Again, the Grizwald's ain't got nothing on us this year.

Oh, and there is fucking ice coming out of the sky. What's up with that? I put up with all this crap in Georgia because we're not supposed to get ice. What a rip.