This fucking moron is Dallas Austin. He is a big-time Atlanta music producer, who on his way to Naomi Campbell's birthday bash in Dubai, got popped at the airport carrying 1.26 oz of coke - and I don't mean the canned stuff.
He just pleaded guilty in court, but qualified it by saying, "I'm pleading guilty but by mistake. I had no knowledge and no intention of violating the laws of the U.A.E."
Whaaaaa????? How the hell do you NOT know you're carrying a couple of eight-balls of coke in your fucking suitcase? If I had 1.26 O-Zs of coke, it certainly wouldn't be in my suitase. It would be up my nose.
Besides, what absolute MOE-RON carries anything, liquor, weed, coke... whatever... into an ARAB country???
This is a headline in the AJC only because our illustrious mayor hired him to create the theme song for Atlanta's "rebirth", which happens to completely suck on so many levels. Of course, Shirley says she knows nothing about his arrest.
Looks like Dallas will be out of a job for a long while as the UAE has a manditory prison sentence of four years for posssession. But, considering he was carrying 1.26 oz, it may be considered distribution.
He should get four years for just being a dipshit.
2 comments:
looks like the guy got off with a pardon. money talks
That just chaps my ass!
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