My Evil Twin has Arrived

... shit, and it's going to be a one-night battle between Gabriel and Azrael.

This so sucks; timing, work, health, the works... what the fuck did I get myself into? I'm choking. Hormones, Masters, blah, blah ---- oh and some dumb mother assmunch dumped another cat on my door step with the balls the size of Texas. So, it doesn't cost much to get him neutered, it's just another pain-in-the-ass chore that needs to get done.

Speaking of "neutered", I'm going to get that pedophile's computer cleaned off next month and see what monkey-boy was really doing. Then I might change my plans; instead of going to Los Roques - maybe Grand Caymen would be a better idea - snicker, snicker, perhaps Joe can give me directions.

Sadly, I think I have to make sure my passport is all-good since apparently the new law says you need a passport to go from St. Thomas to Miami now. ---For fuck sake, I remember a time I brought a killer brick of hash from A-dam back home and nobody thought twice- sorry Mummy, but confessions will come faster the older I get.

I have to remind myself that even though I thought this a crap day, I had my professional evaluation today and to my surprise, I didn't get fired. Yup, as a matter-of-fact, I got the 4 out ot 4. What that means with money, who gives a shit? I'll piss it away like I did this Master's gamble. What really throws me though is that they really do think I'm working. Maybe I should consider it "stress-pay".

It's 5 days before the tournie and I don't have a renter. What the hell was I thinking?

Oh, and I found out that the meds the Doc put me on cause me to lose potassium like nobody's business. This can only mean charlie's in the future - especially at night when the potassium levels are at their lowest - and just about the time you happen to be asleep with two cats on you - even if one is on Prozac and the other on Valium. Trust ME ---- they still jump at the same velocity. Somebody call NASA.

Night, night, love to all. A sad song just came on and I am hoping I can snooze without "Pan" dreams or "Masters" nightmares.