Flip a Coin

Apparently, Presindent Elect of Ukraine, Yanukovych, has "won" by three percentage points. Bush says that means there aren't enough votes to declare him the winner and they need new elections to give his (and Putin's) puppet another chance. However, last time I checked, Bush won by three percentage points (or less as some polls would suggest) and he called it an outright victory. Come on Georgie, even you can flip a coin.

First thing this morning, I log onto CNN and there's Georgie with Condi boarding a plane to Canada. Remember the "White on Rice" blog a few weeks ago? I ask you, if I'm not on the mark, why the hell is the National Security Advisor going to fucking Cannuck-land with Georgie? Are our northern neigbours now part of the Asses-of-Evil? Yup. OK Georgie, who's it gonna be - Laura-the-Librarian or Bust-your-balls-Condi? Heehehe. I have visions of Dominatrix/CatWoman and a black leather whip, slashing away at a whinning Monkey-man, demanding him to shout, "Who's your mamma?" Should I start packing for Cuba, now?

Here we go again with the Right-to-Lifers. You know, those MEN who think they have a right to tell a woman whether or not she can safely have an abortion. Aren't these the same people who believe in assault rifle bans, capital punishment, a ban on stem cell research? Which one is it, fellas? As George Carlin would say, "I guess you call yourselves "Right to Lifers" as long as you get to chose the life??"

And lastly, Goodbye "Red-Alert-Ridge". Hopefully, his replacement won't continue to sit there and say how much safer this country is since Bush attacked Iraq. No coin needed here, folks. The writing is clear.