Like White on Rice

So, Georgie has decided to nominate Condolezza Rice as Secretary of State. This, if you didn't know, requires a person with unquestionable diplomatic skills. The last time I checked, Condie was the war monger positioned behind Donny and Dick, pushing the Prez to attack Iraq. Even the honourable Colin Powell admitted that he regretted some of the things he said to the UN Security Council about the WMD that Saddam never had.

So, after watching Fahrenheit 9-11 with my extremely politically savvy cousin, I asked her, why would a woman as smart as Rice work for such a fucking MOE-Ron as Bush? The answer, oh so obvious today...

Georgie's been giving Condi the Big Bone (or in his case, a bone nonetheless).

For those of you who aren't as educated in the vulgar vernacular - he's sleeping with her. I mean, for Christ's sakes, NBC News just said that she goes on all holidays with Bush and we all know that he has been on holiday more than on the job since 2000.

So, thanks to Roomie for the Southern expression... "Like white on Rice" and thanks to Cuz for the "Moment of Enlightenment". Too funny, but equally, too sad. Glad to know that George has nominated a war monger for Secretary of State. Goodbye, Kind Powell (and goodbye international relations). We will truly miss your diplomacy and generosity. At least I don't have to question - any longer - why you work for Bush. And now, I'm sure as to why I don't have to question why Condi works for Bush.

PS. Most likely this is the most inflammatory thing I have blogged so if you don't see me write in a few days, naturally assume BIG BROTHER has paid me a visit and I'm shackin' up at Git Moe.