A Reason NOT to Party?

OK, anyone who knows me will think this latest blog is something only an acid blot and vodka screamer would produce, but I assure you that I am most utterly sober and most utterly saddened when I ask this question... Why the hell is anybody having a fucking PARTY to celebrate George W. Bush? Can anyone tell me what he has done in the past four years that is worth celebrating? The only folks on this planet who should be celebrating are the Iraqi insurgents who have now taken almost complete control over a country that was never our primary enemy in the first place (don't you dare hand me some horseshit about the first Gulf War and the "enemies" Saddam made.)

See, I'm not the only one with the same idea:




Bush should be beheaded, drawn and quartered, then devoured by Kenyan hyenas (only because we wouldn't want to torture the little buggers by having them cut their own meat.) Or perhaps we could offer the creatures the "Brain of Bush", Karl Rove, which would be a much more satisfying main course than the kibble bits of Georgie Bush. Alas, 49% of Americans are partying their asses off today - and for the next four years - because, like certain other animals, they have decided the best thing for them to do is stick their empty heads in a pile of shit-laden sand and... well, you know, see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, think absolutely nothing for yourself.

Speaking of Georgie- FUs - did Barbara Boxer eat Condi's lunch the other day or what? Stephen Colbert, esteemed correspondent at the beloved Daily Show, had this tidbit of news info for us: http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/

Be sure to check the "watch" tab on the left side of the screen under "Colbert".

I cannot believe Georgie has nominated someone as war-minded as Condi for such a touchy-feely position as Secretary of State. Ohhhhh, but wait, the Bush Administration says that if accepted, Condi will travel more that Powell did during his term. OK, so how much will that cost? I've already heard that the bullshit inaugural will cost more than ever in history and that DC will pick up the bill, but now is when Condi wants to go sightseein'?

Here's another reason to throw down with the booze, drugs, liquid glue or whatever other goodies you have on hand. Did you know that 29,000 children die everyday in Africa from disease, hunger, malnutrition, or… what have you. Big fuckin' deal right? Well, this shit has been going on for years and what have we done (as big bad Americans who can afford a Presidential Throwdown like today??) As far as I can tell, not a goddman thing since 1985 - that's right NINETEEN EIGHTY fucking FIVE. But, ol' Mamma Nature steps into South Asia and all of a sudden the world unites in this grand ol' warm-hearted, oh-so-conveniently-tax-deductible contribution and the Asians are the Poop-of- the-World. I guess that means if you were one of the ones sitting on a sunny beach in Sumatra drinking MaiTais and eggnog from a crystal glass when suddenly a tsunami washes you to your death, you are much, much more privileged than some impoverished, orphaned child born with AIDS in sub-Saharan Africa who will die an anguished, excruciating death. Kiss my ass and call me fuzzy. God gave the animals the sense that humans learned to dismiss long ago - RUN.



Speaking of 1985, isn't it ironic that Bob Geldoff put together "Live Aid" about this time almost 20 years ago? Where's our "Live Aid" now if the urgency is so real?

Speaking of death, what are the real numbers on ALL the dead people because of America's invasion of the sovereign nation of Iraq?

What are the real numbers of the dead in Sudan?

Why is the American reputation swimming in the bottom of a south Georgia swamp?

When is a war-monger’s presidential inauguration going to be seen for what it is … an utter, complete antithesis of what is good, civil, honest, and caring.

When will we all be hopeful again?

Today marks the start of another uncertain, terrifying, unpredictably horrible four years. How bad will it get?