Big Day in Atlanta Culture

Yessir-eee, doggie. Big, I mean huge day in the Cultural MegaCenter called "Hotlanta". No, I'm not talking the Olympics again, nor the Peach Bowl, not the SEC Championship not even the NASCAR 500.

It's the American Kennel Club Dog Show!!!

Rah, rah, rah.

I mean, I really hate these things. People who don't have anything better to do than spend their days, dressing their dogs up to... well, look like people. I mean, is this even a dog?




No, boys and girls. That's a gerbil.


THIS IS A DAWWWWGGGGG...



And what would he be saying??? How about, "Hmmm, that little gerbil over there would make a lovely kibble snack."