Funny Alert!

Be on the lookout for... drumroll, please.

Season 3 of "Real Time" is just around the corner! Bill returns to the roundtable with Robin Williams, Delaware Senator Joe Biden and Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson. Join us for the HBO premiere on February 18 at 11:00pm.

Can you imagine??? Robin Williams duking it out with that ferret, Thompson? Hell, just Robin Williams live and uncut... I think I'll find a way to stay up tomorrow night!



Overheard by a comedian: "You know, it bothers me when people discuss the health and lifestyle of men and tell me, 'Well, married men live longer than single men.' I guess I could accept this analogy. It's kind of like saying indoor cats live longer than outdoor cats. Sure, but an indoor cat is nothing more than a fur ball with a broken spirit looking out into a world he'll never experience."



Overheard on "Blue Collar Comedy Tour":

Bill: The other night, I got pulled over by an officer. He asked me if I'd been drinkin'. I said, "No sir, why? Is there a fat chick in the backseat?"


Also overheard:

"My sister got her navel pierced. During our family reunion, she came over and showed me the ring. I said, "Hey, you got ya a hitch. I guess now we can pull you away from the buffet".



From Jon Stewart's interview with Eric Idle on "The Daily Show"

Jon: So you've written a book and you have a hit Broadway play. What are you going to do next."

Eric: "I'm going to start a rap band."

Jon: "Really. How interesting."

Eric: "Yeah, I'm going to call myself 'Muff-Daddy."


Just some funnies to get me through a depressing day at work.