Damn, that was rude, but have you forgotten who you're dealing with?
This really is so very sad considering how many people are dying from bird flu and how little vaccine there is to combat it. How is it that the drug companies still can't make enough of this Tamiflu even though this threat has been out there for so long? I know... we schmucks aren't paying them as much as we are the oil companies.
Speaking of rude, we're gonna gang up on Cat-man and tell him 1) no more cats and 2) M-A-S-S-I-V-E amounts of therapy are on the horizon or he's totally fucked. Mum says, "You wouldn't be so mean". Again, forget who you're dealing with??
Big party tomorrow at Spanky. A good friend retired after 20 years at Tech so we can only celebrate with lots of really cold beer and really good food. Between hamburgers, hot dogs, potato salad, deviled eggs, jalapeno cornbread, and fudge chocolate cake - it will be a struggle to keep the poundage off. However, Mum surprised me with a trip to St. Thomas for the holidays. Since I haven't been to a beach at under 125 lbs since I was 18 years old - I have incentive. That goddamn exercise ball has been my buddy again ever since I started feeling better. If you think you can do sit-ups on the floor, try it on the ball. Big - HUGE - improvement factor. Of course, after cleaning and moving out 6 or 7 cat kennels from Cat-man's this morning, the ball will have to wait for a day.
Speaking of balls, Terrell Owens needs his teeth kicked in. No, I'm not even remotely qualified to do the job, but please. What a dipshit. If I were Donovan McNabb, I do it, though. Thank God the Eagles told him to jump off a short bridge. What an asshole-ee-oo.
And back to Thanksgiving - I'm oh so looking forward to going to the big AZ. Gail and I are planning on dragging out her fake 12' tall tree and decorating it. Cannot wait to see the final product as she is a Gin and Tonic girl and I'm a Rum and Coke girl. We'll be lucky if the fucking tree doesn't wind up in the neighbour's house. We might even swing some clubs since the weather is supposed to be in the high 70's. Weather here was like that until last night. Then those fucking Canadians sent down a cold front that drop the temp like no other. Of course, the cold front is preceeded by 15-20 mpg wind. The acorns and pecans fell in tandom. Sounded like godamned downtown Baghdad. Alas, I almost busted my ass stepping off the back stairs and I'm still recovering from the ladder/screen door incident.
Ah well, must check the vegetarian (yet still awesome) cornbread and try to frost a cake without licking the spoon.
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