Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange, who?


Orange you glad you ain't on the US football team?


That's got to be a total bum flight home. However, if you can't run with the big dawgs, stay on the porch. They say Arena will get shitcanned for the US show in Germany this year. I think they should shitcan the whole team and start over. I mean, if you're my age and heavily medicated, you shouldn't showcase your sorry ass running around a football field on international television.

Italy finally turned on the gas yesterday. You can tell that Brazil is still holding back, but by next week, they should really turn it up, too. The Germans should send the Swedes home tomorrow and hopefully BIG ORANGE will take the Portugese.

And some words of advice for fans, be sure the paint you use to show your team colours is washable, especially if it's blue and orange. Duh.