OUCH! Did that offend you???? Ohhhhh, sooooo sorry! I mean, I actually live to write shit that makes everyone feel-good and touchy-feely.
Seriously, though, stop reading now, 'cause it won't get any sweeter, I promise.
Back to it..
Ron White is a fucking genius.
True Southerners are intellegent, rednecks and hillbillies are wannabees.
True Southerns know the difference.
Those who cannot cook, should not. They should hire those who can cook. Food is essential to human existence. You should not fuck around with food. Sorry, if I offend any cavemen.
Speaking of existence, don't ever, ever, EVER, try to quote an existentialist when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. My whole life was spent in parochial school where we were force-fed every godamn philosopher on the planet. Oh, then I went to college and had (actually, I chose) to learn even more about this shit. The reason they call it "existentialist" is the prefix, "E-X-I-T". Have at it. Die and be done. I prefer other options. I know existentialism like the back of my fucking hand and I know how to rage against the machine. Read Camus and feel the real pain of existence (a good started for novices is, "The Plague"). Or better yet, test drive Doestoevsky. Nothing like, "The Idiot" to really make you appreciate life. I've even tried to learn Russian so I could get the real meaning - since English translaters are suck fuckwits (thanks to an Irish friend for that very descriptive noun).
Today is 06-06-06. So many freaking Bible-thumpers are crawling out of the woodwork today because of some numbers. That being said, my Mum, her good friend, and my cat were born on this day. I think it's a beautiful day. Bible-thumpers should rethink their priorities. After all, they have that Ann Coulter to deal with. If she were my poster-child, I'd have to reconsider my subscription.
Four days- WORLD CUP. Four years since the last tournie. Sadly, apparently, racism is not just an American concept. I have lived in Germany for a long while and never saw it, but it seems to be huge in certain parts of Europe. The FIFA Pres. said he won't tolerate it, but that will be something to watch. Baby Bro, who is huge footballer fan/player, says that it was a really ballsy statement, but since football is a national sport and nationals tend to be facist, well, again - lets see what happens.
Speaking of football - I read in the Irish Times that England had already made arrangemnts for their victory party... My prediction... I hope they have lots of Vatapá and Churrasco 'cause Brazil is gonna eat their lunch. If I were a betting man that would be my call, but I would love to see Germany or Italy take home the Cup. Thank you so much ESPN and ABC for showing the games. Saves me the money of going to the Brewhouse, although that is definately on the roster for the final.
Speaking of football., why does a child,
born with three arms, need one removed?
Three arms would make him the best goalie on the planet.
Damn, I guess I'm going to hell for that one, too, but it should be a good ride. Dolyniuk used to say she had the "Golden Seat", but I might qualify faster, especially with this newly found pissy attitude.
2 comments:
Coulter is a dumbass, but the three armed goalie was rude.
Yes, I was in a bad mood when I wrote this. Something about Coulter does that to me. I take it back. I hope the little octopus makes it through the operation.
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