Can somebody please tell me what the hell happened to Auburn today? Sweet Jesus (who apparently isn't a Tiger fan), Auburn played like shit on stink. It didn't help that Arkansas (who has the stupidiest assmunch mascot since that idiot 1996 Olympic blue thing they called a Iggy?) played more like a professional Southern Cal team.
Auburn Number Two?? Yeah, maybe, but not in terms of the BCS. More like #2 in terms of a chocolate pudding splash in the back of the bowl.
Somebody please tell Tommy:
#1 When a 6-foot, 3-inch tall, 290-pound gorilla is fixin' to crash land on the guy who's throwing your godamn football, tell him to RUUUNNNN.
#2 When one of your receivers is hauling ass downfield to catch a hail mary pass, tell him to CATTTTCHHH IT.
And
#3, when your running back is struggling to get to the end zone tell him to not to DROP the fucking ball!
Quiz: How many chances do you give your opponent to score on YOUR 3 yard line? Apparently, according to Auburn play games, T-H-R-E-E!
On another note, how can Arkansas play such dirty ball and still win by 14 points? I've never even heard of some of those penalties. Speaking of dirty ball, looks like the Florida/LSU game will be the frosting on my turdcake today. The only other thing that could top this little tart with a big fucking cherry will be if Georgia beats Tennessee. That would put Auburn in the skidmark of the SEC undies.
Sorry for all the gross references, but I am truly pissed. I could have played better defense against Bo Jackson with several bong hits, a shot of lithium, and a partial lobotomy.
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