Ok, when you go to brush your teeth, grab the liquid soap and NOT your tube of toothpaste- then, actually spend 2 minutes with your toothbrush before you figure out your mistake... you really need help.
Shit, that was very bitter. I think I'll pass on the O.J. this morning.
Pollen count is over 5,000 - no rain is coming here EVER. All the other parts of the country it's flooding, but nothing here. I have a headache that nothing will cure. The Masters needs to be over soon.
I'm at a point where I wish I could lick my ass to get the soap taste out of my mouth.
Shit, I really did miss that turnip truck.
Gotta go. I have one potential renter, but the job still gets done - and at MY standards. I won't be home for 36 hours, at least. Then I'm going to sleep so hard, the dead will be envious.
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Insanity Written as a Rant by a Retard Still Tripping on LSD from 1987.
1 comment:
For crying out loud!!! Slow down! YOu have far too much time on your hands. Let's see what was taking up most of my time when I was your age?
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