Only if you saw Daddy's house before, can you appreciate the fact that the tomb now looks like a home. I forgot to get the dining room, though and that turned out to be really nice - well, nice - it will take some more detail to get it to look "really" anything.
The best part is that patio furniture. So you can only spend 5 months a year outside in Augusta, but the backyard has always had so much party potential and ironically, as soon as I get the furniture set up, I'm too godamn tired to party.
All the other stuff was done using 'borrowed' pieces (all from our buddy pedophile's collection) and the one piece that really gnaws at my craw is that floral couch. Blah. Oh and speaking of some of his other shit, I have someone who is going to hack into his harddrive and see what's on that bad bitch. This will be like the discovery of Titantic. I'm almost afraid ---- shiver.
Anyway, the furniture part is finished, now the only real "construction stuff" is to burn those screen doors, replace the front door (it's a Zen thing for me), and oh yeah, teach that piece of shit oven who the boss really is!!! Fucker. It will be in scrap metal before the end of the month.
Daddy IM'd me and said he was "speechless" and the house looked "awesome". He still thinks we're doing this just for him --- only good things can come of that, right? Just kidding. It looks like -if I'm lucky - we break even, but I guess there's a small part of me that pittied anyone who went to Daddy's house and suffered the dark, dusty house. Maybe this will help him feel more at home.
Well, enough. If you know me, my quirky Daddy and his cave, you know this took an act of Gabriel to try to put this together-- but hell, I didn't get bored!
Now I get to work on my house again -- WHHHHHEEEEEE!
2 comments:
Well you are half correct about your mother loving you. I'll bet she is not the only one. Dad's house looks very comfortable and the yard is a definite party pit. Good luck on the rental!
Lookie, my little bro must read my shit, too!
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