Sunday, April 29, 2007

The Beginning of the Fall... Southern Style

Let's see... where to begin?

Just as an opener, just remember, THE "A-T-L" quite possibly is the complete answer to our City's problems. Dumb-asses (is that the plural form of Dumbass?) can't pronounce, much less spell, "A-T-L-A-N-T-A", so our slogan is " The ATL" - as though putting an article (aka "the") makes it sound more honourable. Hmmmm, makes me wonder where this place is going and since I already have a first class ticket to the ninth circle of Hell when I finally get kicked to the curb, so I don't really think I need to live in it whilst on this planet.


First, it looks like our illustrious Mayor was (understood, past tense) the Mother-in-Law to this dipshit:




Me thinks that if someone can find a way to cut the collar off his dog ass and scamper cross-country for 7 months, he should have had a bit more difficult time. Hell, I've had more trouble crossing the Alabama State Line, but I also spent 16 full, HELL-A-SHOUS (yeah, spelling is off there, too, but I'm on freaky meds so I have an excuse) days crossing the country, but I wasn't a criminal wanted for trafficking 500 kg of white snow from Californina to Atlanta to Greenville every week---- oh, and I don't mean the snow you can get at Tahoe.

For details, you can look at any City paper, AJC and Loaf are 2 - liberal examples, but the details will come out.

http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A234711


Second, look at what came out of the killing of that old lady on English Ave last year. These three WHITE cops plead guilty to manslaughter to avoid other charges, which involve the death penalty (to include felony murder, false imprisionmnet, etc), so they can piss away 12-14 years in the Pokie. Something tells me it won't be a "Sandals" type of resort once Bubba, Billy Ray, and JohnBoy get there. Don't bend over for the soap, y'all, 'cause once they find out you are not only cops, but rat-cops--- damn, can you tell me how many miles it takes for a direct flight to Hell? I'll take those now, if you please. At least I have SkyMiles to get there. Besides, they cut this deal so they could tell FBI, GBI and everyone else about everyone else that is crooked in our system. If there was a way I could illustrate "shit hitting the fan", I would, but I have enough to worry about just walking around my own house without shoes on. However, prescription drugs seem to help....at least some of us.


OK, what's next? Looks as though the ATL housing authority has decided to crack - pardon the pun - down on the "Projects" (i.e., federally and state and city funded housing). This means that after 2-1/2 years, they "say" they're going to kick out anyone who lives in a housing project that cannot work 30 hours a week or show that they are in vocational or educational program. And some of these assholes actually got out there and protested. One excuse was, "Well, there are women out there that cannot work because they don't have the duckies for child support." Excuse the fuck out of me?

My next door neighbour had to adopt her fucking GRANDKIDS because her daughter realized she was a lesbian - I shit you not - and she just happened to be a crack ho - (yeah, I wrote it like that because in school they don't teach you the proper way to spell "whore" - ask Imus). This woman has to be in her sixties, works manual labour 4 AM until 3 PM six days a week and she actually started on Section 8, but has paid her house off. She is a good neigbour and I always worry about recipricating. The pigs across the street and the ones that infest the 'hood, are the ones the AHA is focusing on. Get a grip, folks. If you work, you get what you work for (if not a little less), but at least you earned it. And this coming from a Socalist?!

That being said, I want to have a baby before I'm 41 (that's old to some of you fuckheads, but you deal with my hormones for a month at my age and I'd gladly swap my uterus for your loser prostate.) Needless to say, I want what they call a "planned parentship", not a "un-planned parenthood" issue. But that's just me. I've seen so many people in the past six years living here that only seem to have children because of welfare and/or because they were simply irresponsible. I understand a mistake, really, really I do. However, you don't make same godamn mistake more that 3 times. That's when you simply earn the title of "Mistress Fucking Idiot-Mooch/Slut".

Leave my tax dollars alone. Earn your money. I'm in a job that I hate worse than anything, but it pays me enough to keep this house and get me by - albeit with some heartburn - but for FUCK-SAKE - I work to do that. When I come home for lunch and you and your 20-year-old friends are standing across the street from my house - just "hangin'" at noon, you are NOT in school and you are not at work--- that's when I've found the Gregorian chants very effective.

On the federal level of this subject, guess what? The majority or assholes in the Supreme Court voted to veto "late term abortion", which is one of the topic Bill Maher brought up with his panel to include that Manly-Man, Amy Holmes. She said she is pro-choice, but does not support "late term abortion". OK, Chica, let me tell you something.... late-term is defined by abortion after the fourth month or after the beginning of the second semester. OK, hang with me here, Doctor Holmes, but do you know what an "amniocentesis" is? I doubt it considering you are around 23 years old and you support Bush- but ignorance aside... I'm here to educate you in my aging years...

Amniocentesis is conducted during the second trimester only so the doctor and the PATIENT/WOMAN can determine whether or not the FETUS she is carrying is also pre-genetically determined to have a disease such as Down's Syndrome and others. I have a friend who decided to have a Down baby and I know that this little girl can live happy, albeit short-lived lives - if cared for properly. However, at my age, with my health, I don't have the fucking energy and NOBODY adopts a Down kid. Let's get this clear to all you penis-carrying, empty-headed morons and all of their Stepford Wives, it's not a legislative issue, it's a moral and personal issue. And you call Democrats "big government". HA.

Well, I've been up since 2 AM - sans a few hours of daybreak napping - and my rants are gettin old, even for me. Also, there is something to be said about running your mouth about "how good you are feeling", then the next day, barely able to sit upright for five minutes.

Oh, and if you want to watch a great movie, "Notes on a Scandal", "King of Scotland" and, "Blood Diamond" - all thanks to these wacky drugs, body chemistry, muscle cramps and inevitable insomnia. Trust me, I don't need to look up the history of the word, "catapult". No wonder one cat is on Prozac, the other two on Valium. I may re-think that theft option considering I'm the one paying for it.

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