I Swear I Did NOT Make this up

My tarot just came up and this is what it said, I shit you not...

"Our compassion is heightened by the watery Pisces Moon. We may have to face an unexpected emotional situation when the Moon conjuncts surprising Uranus at 3:33 pm EDT. We are tempted to impulsively engage an argument, instead of sitting in passive contemplation. No matter what we say, though, something may not feel right with rationalizing Mercury forming a tense semisquare with diffusive Neptune. We must move beyond language for lasting solutions.

Stress builds throughout the day and even as you are making progress on one set of issues, another situation comes up. Unfortunately, this one may not be so easy to process. You might feel like you are trapped and there is no direct avenue to getting what you want. Whatever you do, rest assured that using force won't help your case. It's time for finesse and negotiation."

For fuck sake, I've got to print this on a card or tattoo it on my arm (kidding, Mummy). Besides it's only for today, but it works for me.