And Here We Go

What the hell?

Beddy-bye at 7PM (and I missed the BBQ) and now I'm back up at 4:30. I don't think my plan is working, but the ultimate goal seems to have been met. What was that original goal??? --- I've forgotten. Damn, and looking at the food, I really wish I made the BBQ.

However, tarot says, "It's your month to feel the vitality of the Sun as it moves through your sign. The world may seem a bit brighter, even if you are dealing with serious issues. You can accomplish what is required with greater ease now, for you are receiving stabilizing support from Saturn today. But you must take the initiative and be willing to work for what you want."

I've actually never been so godamn willing to work in my life. You go Saturn!! It's ironic that the Hubble telescope just sent back awesome pictures of Saturn. It's good to know there is an ass-kicking planet out there that has my back for the next few weeks.

Bubba has too much acid in his tank so it's time to fuck around with alkaline tablets which the guy from PetSmart said I could get. LORD ONLY KNOWS how much they will charge me. After getting Prozac for Amber-Needy-Grace, the pharmacist didn't blink twice when I told him I needed a litmus kit for my fish, Bubba Ganoosh. I was also told that City water is better than distilled water - go figure, apparently the City can do something right, even if it means adding so much shit to their water system that it will benefit my Beta.

Time for my favourite breakfast of celery and peanut butter. Yeah, OK, so all kids eat this shit, but as far as I feel, I'm no kid and the peanut butter keeps me from hypoglycemic shock - Did I ask if this could get any more fun?