My Daddy is in Tune

I'm hearing angry thunder, I've had my meds and the eyes are droopy. Day-Day and the Kid will be here soon. Please let me stay sane.

Can my Father read me any better? No wonder I'm so clever. Not only apropos, but completely true considering I was called a "control freak, bossy, and spoiled" in just the past 24 hours. This I will blame on the meds because it will be Down-Clown in a bit.

Nighty, night...


THE BATHTUB TEST

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty
the
bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use
the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
a bed near the window?"


DID YOU PASS or DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?