Why?

These are mostly hypothetical, rhetorical questions, but the meds have kicked in, I have my music, and --- well, what else can you ask for? By the way, it's Mozart and James Morrison - my own clever little mix.


#1 Why, does a cat puke or shit on the only two rugs that you have in your entire house? Also, why must the nasal-number blow snot in the cat food and in my water at night? Don't tell me those little shits are brainless.

#2 Why, speaking of cats, can they get high on catnip and we Uprights cannot?

#3 Why, does a woman spend so much money on eye creams, anti-anxiety/depressant drugs - lest we forget sinus drugs we cannot take, then said woman goes and watches "The Green Mile"? ALL of it? And, where's my diaper?

#4 Why is it that I miss my "water day" because I'm working on an out-of-town project over the weekend, but when I "sneak" out on Monday evening to water what few plants I have left--------- it fucking rains an hour later? I'm not talkin' sprinkle, either.

#5 Why is it that I give such a crap about a godamn fish? Bubba's pump died last night and I should have known, but this morning, I noticed that it wasn't working and Bubba had turned almost completely white. For you "non-fish" people (of which I qualify, apparently), this is not a good health indicator for Betas. Pump is fixed, Bubba is better, but why the one day I go out of town for what? 36 hours, maybe? does Bubba's pump fail. Why do I think Jonathan Edwards and spiders. Shit, Catholic school and literature classes really fucked with my brain. Yeah, I said it was the drugs, it was just the private education.

#6 Why does my neigbour basically verbally assault me (the good neigbour and I know she had a fatty going and she was just blowing steam)? But, why give me shit about another neighbour about the one house when I'm trying to buy the fucking thing? Yicks ----- breathe, breathe.

#7 Why am I told by a doctor to limit water when the drugs he has me on create this insatiable thirst that only non-camels can understand.

#8 Why, when you know NOTHING about computers, are you somehow able to cut off your "right mouse option", but you cannot upload a video?

#9 Why can I not feel like this and it be winter for once. The sun has become my energy/enemy. By the way, we are now fully involved in the Gemini, which I am and I take very seriously.

#10 Why can a parent so honestly forgive all his children (not to mention himself) so openly for the first time in 38 years (in my case only, not William)? Thank you and I love you more than you know.

Just so you know - yeah, all those cats that read my shit...Day-day got a "talkin' to" by Daddy yesterday. It didn't bristle nearly as my lifetime of snarling, I was allowed in the room and I actually had experience with these "chats" and I knew what to expect. I think Daddy actually quoted ME a few times!!! Shit, circle of life. But Day-Day had warning so that does not count, and from the blood-letting that would come from me (deserved nontheless), this one was not nearly as bad as mine were

Shit, circle of life.

Day-day performed well under the circumstances, in retrospect, and so did Daddy.


Surely, there will be more to come, but it's past beddy-bye time for me and if the cats don't get "their" treat, I'll get mine. However, mine require shoes to get to the bathroom.