Did Somebody Say, "Steak?"

Yup, this is vaccuum-brain Emmett again (you can tell by that Mafioso look on his face). This time it's a view of his sleek profile. Remember that scene in King Kong when the giant ape came through the jungle splitting the trees? Well, my little man here is only a kitten, but when he drops on the floor, the whole fucking house trembles. I would imagine he'll tip the scales around 30 LBs by the time he's finished his growth spurt. When he jumps on the waterbed, it feels like a goddamn tsunami, but what can I do? I wuv my wittle boy.