Oh MY God...

... not even I've gotten this fucked up before. Check out this story in today's AJC:

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/cobb/0804/30marfatal.html

This 21-year old guy and his friend were out drinking Saturday night. Apparently, his buddy got sick and the first guy decided to drive him home. The next morning, neighbours saw a headless body in the guy's truck and called the cops. The cops woke the 21-year old up and they said he was still wasted and covered in blood. They think the sick guy must have had his head sticking out the window of the truck when the driver swerved on the road and ran past a guide wire to a phone pole. That little manuveur decapitated his passenger, but the driver didn't realize it. He continued to drive to his house where he went inside and went to sleep. They found the other guy's head by the side of the road.

OH MY GOD - can you say, "moderation"? That's probably the last cocktail he'll ever have. I'll bet he gets lots of sober time in the pokie, though, since he'll probably be there the rest of his natural life. Dude just turned 21, too.