Seen on the Road

Bumper Sticker:

"The trouble with Baptists is they don't hold them down long enough."


I can say that because I'm Catholic living in a society submerged in Southern Baptist morals - or is that a contradiction in terms?



And;

"Fat people are harder to kidnap."


I can say that because I used to be fat and, if I don't stay away from fried green tomatoes, it may happen again.