So the fucking army/military are really scootin'. I mean, when you have people who are going on their third and fourth tour to Iraq, getting their asses blown off by folks who could give a flying fuck-shit why they invaded their country, yet you recruiters offer "free" college tuition... let's review the golden rule, shall we?
Nothing in life is fucking free.
Shit, give me a M-16 and a few minutes. I'll gladly go postal on anyone right now, especially the godamn army and navy, who moved in next door to my office. Of all the departments for me to have to deal with on campus, these are the two that do not make me a happy camper.
Cruel joke. Thanks so much, God.
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Well at least there is the old white lady with the cactus on her desk that looks like a big penis. Other than that they are pretty annoying. Their motto should be "We buy and sellout students." Or maybe "An army of Dumb" (I don't know about the last one but it's really catchy). But at least none of them have tried to recruit me. And I'm glad for that. Last thing I want is some guy talking to me like he is my friend.
I helped teach the National Guard some martial arts once. And I was the only person who never joined the military. That was an AWESOME lunch time. The recruiters were like "What...you've never done military duty...why don't you join us?" Well, you don't go to jail for being in debt and I just taught your people and they are STUPID. Whay the hell would I want them around me in times of trouble.
OK this has gone too far for a comment.
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