Amazing!

"Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made."


Well, I don't know about 40 days and 40 nights, but trust me...

TWO are plenty enough for me.

I just heard the weatherman say (laughing): "How 'bout that folks! Seven days of rain in just three hours - AMAZING!"

Well guess what, Wonder Boy? Guess what I consider "amazing"? The fact I haven't driven down to the news station, kicked your ass square, then dragged you back to my house to pump out the flooding basement.

Hardy-har-har.