Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Rants and Raves, Southern Style

Have you ever gone to "Best of Craigslist"?

These are posts that people -everywhere- vote to be the "best of" in rants and raves. Most of them are very funny and leave me laughing with a smile on my face or pondering serious questions. Have you ever noticed that NONE of them are from Atlanta's R&R. I wonder why?

Ya think... maybe it's because nine times out of ten (that's "9 / 10" for those of you who cannot read), these posts are:

#1 Apolitical (to you undereducated that word means "not" political)

#2 Anti-racist (to you under-cultured that means not hating because of skin colour)

#3 Anti-misogynistic (to you lacking proper upbringing that means not women hating)

And mostly, they are

#4 English speaking (to those of you who are uneducated, hmmmmmmm---- that means they know how to spell, write, and respond in a proper communication form that only those of us who walk upright and happen not to be a resident of Zoo Atlanta can understand).

Sweet Christ, quit with the "holier-than Thou" bullshit, you whiney-ass racists, ignorant, backward-ass possums (oops - that would actually be "opossums") and let it go. All the angst they publish on Atlanta's CL R&R gives me a slight hole in my stomach so it must create craters in theirs. If there is so much hatred in this city, how can we be expected to be deemed an "international" city?

I'm going to find another vent - Atlanta's is way too suicidal for anyone sane to read.

Good luck with your survival, Atlantans.

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